NOW A WELCOME NOTE FROM LINDA THORNE FROM HR:

 "Hello new people! strange people, fake people, stalkers,

blocked maniacs, haters, the Plutocrat, the morally superior,

the patronising, passive aggressive and everyone else

                   WELCOME TO THE WEBSITE!...
                           I see you.

                          I know how hard you work on maintaining your social mask                                          just to earn ends meet. 

                          I empathise.

                               Keep going you're doing well :) 

                     If you need 20mins break from smiling

             please let one of the  managers know.  

                                      We have infinite troll accounts you can hire  

                                           to unleash your full decrepit selves.

                                                   (which will come out of your pay check end of                                                            the month)".

                                   Warm Regards

                                             Linda Thorne (HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES)